I also posted this on my LJ- [link]

A couple of days ago, I found an old journal in the bathroom of highschool. I was so excited to read it because hey, I'm one of those people. But when I finally I got to the end of it, I felt like I wanted to kill myself. I mean, this thing was more depressing than The Idiot. The whole first page, back and front, was just made of "why" questions that were just so...GAH! "Why does he hate me?" or "Why did they hurt me?" or this one "Why did they try to kill me?"
And the screwed up thing is, it probably had no reason to be this depressing. No one would just leave this bag of depression lying around. So, a little more rackle and shackle of the brain brought me this answer: It was probably a freshman whose trying to get some attention. Why do I think this? because I used to be the same way. I would "lose" diaries like these, knowing that someday, some older kid or an Edward Cullen wannabe (Though back in my day, It was Artemis Fowl...SHADDUP!) would pick it up and try to find the diary's owner and begin some Mary-Gary-Sue-Stu relationship and BLAH BLAH BLAWH!

Yeah, I know what your thinking, What if what was written in the diary was the truth (If you weren't thinking this, just pretend you were)? Because these are how I know freshman to act. They leave Suicide Notes around in the dumbest of places, They wont leave you alone till you finally give in and ask them to see thier track marks (or whatever they call the slit wrist thing), and just start crying out of nowhere!

True Scenario:

Me: *walks up stairs*
Fresh: *sees Me* STEPHANIE!!! *Glomps*
Me: *laughs uncomfortably* heeey...you...
Fresh: *Cries*
Me: What'd I do?
Fresh: DADDY BEATS ME WITH A BROOM!!!! *stops crying*
Me: *awkward* what?
Fresh: *smiling* LOOK WHAT I DID TO MY SELF YESTERDAY! *shows bandaged wrists*
Me: whoa...ah, wow...I gotta go...walking away now.
Fresh: WAIT! *cries* I NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE!!!
Me: *runs* SORRY! CANT HEAR YOU!

Did I mention they're loud? They're like those bubbly OC characters you find in some bad fanfic. The ones who wont leave the book's character alone and has some horrid past or some super power. THAT'S ANOTHER THING! Why do freshman revert to Wicca for attention? Really, all the freshman I have met in my lifetime practice some form of witchcraft. Do they think we'd like them any more?

Okay, I'm done with this. Its starting to piss me off. Basically what I am trying to say is that, from my observations, freshman are attention seekers. plain and simple. And Sophomores are Douche Bags, but thats for another time.

This was my rant for the day...


Oh, before I forget, I have a question for you Arty Fowl fans: What's with the whole wait three years thing?